Just the other night, I ended up in the back of a cop car with toy guns. It was prom night, and this year’s theme was “guns.” Not Western, not cops and robbers, not some disco-infused, anti-terrorism campaign, just guns. It didn’t matter what you dressed as—you were in costume as long as you brought a fake firearm. There were cops everywhere to look around and make sure everyone’s firearms were fake, I guess. There has to be a better way to do this. Oh yes, I suppose you could have literally any other theme for a school event, but dreams are dreams. Back inside the cop car: I am seated behind the officer with two other high schoolers in the vehicle. The one to my right ironically dressed as a court jester, the one riding shotgun unironically dressed as a cop. The kid-cop shows his gun first, obviously fake. He smiles to the cop with satisfaction. The cop extends his arm to the backseat and asks for the next gun. I look to the jester, but since he isn’t paying attention, ...
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